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Author Topic: Excitebots: 46 Reasons Why You Didn't Win  (Read 443 times)

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Excitebots: 46 Reasons Why You Didn't Win
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:05:19 AM »
Note: OP = "Over Powered" = A generic term for things a person thinks are to good and should be nerfed.

01. Roach OP
02. Your opponent was a noob, and just got lucky.
03. Red Bars OP
04. Your Wii-Remote was acting up.
05. Lag.
06. Bronze Scotland is a dumb course.
07. Turtle steering OP.
08. You missed a jump, screwing up your combo.
09. You were in a room with a person that you're pretty sure was just TopStar on a new account.
10. Shigaru Myamoto
11. Hummingbird jump-height OP
12. You stubbed your toe in a door yesterday.
13. School Canada is a dumb course.
14. Lactose Intolerance.
15. Hornet OP
16. You needed to go out and change your name to something to tell off that staller, and you lost your "rhythm."
17. Stallers OP
18. Boulder OP
19. Your internet connection dropped.
20. You totally didn't hit that tree, even though it said you did.
21. Jump Combos OP
22. Imbalanced Bots
23. The batteries in your Wii-Remote died.
24. Daylight Savings Time
25. Gold Guatemala is a dumb course.
26. It's too hot.
27. It's too cold.
28. Not enough cookies and coffee.
29. You crashed into a tree.
30. You got leg-smashed.
31. Silver Mexcio is a dumb course.
32. Barbie yelled at you for using "bad" language.
33. Mantis OP
34. You spilled your coffee on your left thigh, which, of course, is your sensitive thigh.
35. Platinum China is a dumb course.
36. Your opponent stole your line.
37. You think you might have hit a bird with your car last week, and you're still pretty torn up about it.
38. Tree Runs OP
39. Light Bulbs OP
40. Pandora started playing Celine Dion on your Alanis Morrissette radio station.
41. Pandora started playing Alanis Morrissette on your Celine Dion radio station.
42. Crystal Nebula is a dumb course.
43. 9/11.
44. Sandwich Rails OP
45. There was a slight itch on the back of your neck, and you couldn't focus properly.
46. Your opponent raced better than you.



This is a direct reference to something, with several things directly borrowed.  See if you can figure out/find the original.  ;D
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Re: Excitebots: 46 Reasons Why You Didn't Win
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2015, 02:46:02 PM »
Haaa!

This certainly brought me back to 2011/2012. I enjoyed reading this, it was all pretty accurate. But I certainly (almost never) got mad at not winning in the game. The fun was just too intense and I could never get mad at a loss.

Okay fine, maybe I can.  :P  ::)  :-[

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Re: Excitebots: 46 Reasons Why You Didn't Win
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2015, 11:04:04 AM »
Truly made me laugh out loud to see I made the list!  Thanks for making my morning!   :-*