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A Little Political Joke
« on: October 06, 2016, 12:22:07 PM »
So I'm sure many of you are all caught up in politics, and I thought I'd share a little joke with you guys that I found absolutely hilarious while I was at work. I hope you have a laugh!

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.

As soon as they enter, Hillary steals three pastries and places them in her pocket.

She says to Trump, "See how clever I am? The owner of the bakery didn't even see anything and I do not even have to lie! I will obviously win the election!"

Then Trump says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you the honest way to get the same result."

Trump goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me three pastries and I will show you a magic trick!"

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him the three pastries. Trump then gobbles up the pastries, and asks, "Where are they now?"

Confused, the owner says, "All you did was eat my pastries! They're obviously in your stomach.

Trump then comes back to say, "Nope! Look in Hillary's pocket!

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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2016, 02:35:54 PM »
Nice.   :P

It was a good joke, but I'm one of those people that doesn't think Trump is that smart...  ;D
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2016, 11:19:34 PM »
I'm with Joom on this one.  Now this is funny (Wait for it).  (Also: Language.)
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2016, 09:17:47 AM »
Am I missing something, TJ?  ::)
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2016, 11:44:15 AM »
Click the link, Joom.
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2016, 01:12:09 PM »
Click the link, Joom.

Duh!  :-[

I didn't realize the text was a link when I read it.  Off to check it out...

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Well, there ya go...
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2016, 09:35:42 PM »
We'll just chalk that up as a senior moment.  :P ;D :P ;D :P

Just.  One.  Old.  Man.  :-*
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Re: A Little Political Joke
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2016, 11:14:35 PM »
 :P :P :P :P :P
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